Zlurpie - 3.5G

Zlurpie - Top Shelf Flower by Stonies
THC: 33.28%
Strain Type: Hybrid (Euphoric • Potent • Immersive)

Zlurpis by Stonies is a high-impact hybrid crafted for smokers who want loud effects with real staying power. These dense, trichome-heavy buds are carefully selected for strength, structure, and consistency, delivering a smooth, even burn and a powerful experience that settles in quickly and holds strong. This strain is bold without feeling chaotic, offering depth, balance, and control in every session.

The smoke is rich and steady, allowing the high to unfold smoothly without sharp spikes or sudden drop-offs.

Effects

Zlurpis delivers an immediate cerebral lift followed by a grounded body calm that keeps the experience immersive and balanced. The high feels expansive and euphoric, making it ideal for evening sessions, creative immersion, or unwinding without full shutdown.

Effects you can expect include:
• Strong mental euphoria and uplift
• Relaxed but present headspace
• Comfortable body relaxation without heaviness
• Long-lasting effects with a smooth finish

Summary

Zlurpie by Stonies is built for potency with intention. Testing at 33.28% THC, this top-shelf hybrid delivers powerful effects, smooth smoke, and a composed finish designed for experienced smokers who appreciate strength done right.